Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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