omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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