What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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