At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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