guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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