So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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