Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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