we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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