Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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