so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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