ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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