Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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