Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Alive.
So much puke
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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