dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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