hotel room ftw
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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