I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I supernannyed him into submission
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
tell me about the eggs
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