I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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