Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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