youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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