i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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