it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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