The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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