He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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