There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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