I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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