No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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