Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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