Christians are straight up FREAKS
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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