thus making me awesome and them whores
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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