and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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