i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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