Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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