You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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