I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Your penis caused this!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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