Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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