Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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