I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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