What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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