me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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