My hand turned me down
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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