I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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