I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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