I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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