Someone shit on the floor
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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