She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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