there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Randomize