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so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
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Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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