I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
oh god the rape fog is back!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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