If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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