My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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